Fermanagh. Meh.
L'Derry. Other Wans.
Armagh. Yer Ma.
Antrim. Whatevs.
Armagh The Sunshine State
SO GOOD GAWA
Hotter Than Ballywatticock
There's a quare aul stretch in the evenings.
Jesus & Mary & Joseph & The wee donkey.
MOTHER OF GOD
Ach Yer Auld Hole. (cat version)
Ach Yer Auld Hole.
It Is What It Is, So It Is. ~ N.Irish Philosophy
Is The Skin On Your Head Tight?
There's Air Gettin Into You!
Awk Sure
Fed Up To The Back Teeth!
Browned Off Altogether.
YER MAN DELOREAN
Roses are red, violets are blue, I couldn't get you a pressie, Because of the Irish Sea Border.
AW NAW!
Melter
Star Of The County LockDown
f e c k
I Was Never A Member Of Covid-19
Fred! There's No Bread! (or loo rolls or pasta...)
I'm A Happy Camper
Social Distancing From Shinners Since 1973
Lazy Wee Shite - On Lockdown Since... (choose your year!)
If You Can Read This You're Too Feckin Close